Burnin' up

This is what happens when your name is John and you lay out in the sun longer than exactly a half hour. John notified me he only wanted to be at the pool for a half hour.. and i told him I wanted to stay longer.. so he decided to lather up in sunblock. However, he decided he only needed it on his face and shoulders.. so that's exactly where we put it (as you can see). You can even see the finger marks from exactly where it got rubbed in. I obviously have not grasped this whole concept since I have some Italian skin in me and hardly ever burn. Poor poor John... At least it was fun to swim at the pool!